i fear bisexuals the most out of any sexuality because dio brando — an immortal vampire who can stop time — is bisexual — which leads me to believe all bisexuals have the innate skill to be both immortal and stop time

"I have to learn how to say no a lot. Life is too short for anything else."


girl: come over ;)

me: u got snacks

girl: no?

me: another time, fam